Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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