- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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