- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

NEVER

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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