Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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