Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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seek beauty

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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