A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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