What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What is the name of the car? What

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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