- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Feminism.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Obama

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

sucks Syntax...

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Feminism.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Obama

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

sucks Syntax...

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **