Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Asians.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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