Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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