- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

knock knock knock knock ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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