Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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whats black and large -me

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homosexual rights to marriage

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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