How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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I'm hungry.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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