Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Anti Joke

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