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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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