What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Yanter, Look it up

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

knock knock whos there open open who the door

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Queens Park rangers

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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