VaginaBoob ^.^

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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