did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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hi mom

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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