- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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