- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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