- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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