A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

What did the president do for the people? ...

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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