- Anti Joke

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.