96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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