The dewey decimal system

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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The WNBA

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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