- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What the hell are you doing?

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Jack Stevens

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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