Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Refrigerator

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Peas

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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