- Anti Joke

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Bags of delicious poop.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

[Set up] [No punch line]

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

You know what's funny? Rape

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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