What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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