- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Mogok Papiti.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

How old is your mom Dead

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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