An Asian person drove home safely.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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