- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Mogok Papiti.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

How old is your mom Dead

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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