How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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don't just stand there

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AIDS.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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