Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

This sentence is a lie.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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