Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Your mums a potato

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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