YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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