- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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