- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

ask me if im a door yes

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