What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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black people

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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there was once a jew

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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Anti Joke

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