What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Anti Joke

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