- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

ask me if im a door yes

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Trump will make America great again.

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