What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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A kid has no friends.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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http://www.com/

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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