- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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