- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hail Hitler

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??