teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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