- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Call of Duty is a good game.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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