why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What does water taste like? Water

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