Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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You all have Aids

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Your mom is so nice.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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