whats 7+4? 74

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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