- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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