- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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