- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

I need to start studying.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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