- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

I wrote a funny joke.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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