- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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