- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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