What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Anti Joke

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