- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets should be purple

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

ded on boomer and aodddan

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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