A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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