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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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