What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

An Aisian failed a test

roses are red violets are blue

Cheese

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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