- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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