Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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