Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

i lost the game

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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