- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Gordon Brown smiles.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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