how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Nick Cannon

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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