- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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