What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Cancer.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Where's the soap?

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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