What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

You know what's cool? Yep.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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