- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Men

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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