What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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PICKLES

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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