A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

rocky is here again.......................

Horse with a chair on his head.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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