what is the color of a burp burple

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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